Neuronic Noise
Neuronic noise in my gangliar brainium
How is one really supposed to think?
The synaptic snap of the yakety-yak
Brings Yin and Yang to collisional brink
(and no, they aren’t pandas)
Dysfunktedly discombobulational
Who is Gunga, and why all this Din?
I once was a stripling, crippled with Kipling
And now I’ve kippled the lid off my bin
(and no, It's non-recyclable)
I think up the down and back down the up
Backwards, forwards, sideways, and prone
At least I’m alive with the buzz in the hive
While I pray for a break from the drone
(and no, it isn’t bees)
Out I go for brisk perambulation
Fresh air, change of scene, and new pace
I’m the prat in the hat, debating dis n’ dat
On a mental etch-a-sketch, I draw and erase
(and no, the knobs aren’t working)
The reception upstairs chills and thins a bit
And I’m not all that troubled by that
A space in my mind, with fast forward-rewind
Forms new layers of mysterious fat
(and no, you can’t cook with it)
What to do with the attic-based ballyhoo?
There goes a kamikaze in spiraling flight!
Looks like Halley’s comet just upchucked some vomit
Hey Alexa, can you turn off the damn light?
(and no, she isn’t my girlfriend)
There’s always a woman behind it though?
At least that’s how it sometimes seems
To escape all the flap, I try taking a nap
But, Goddammit, she’s entered my dreams!
(and no, they aren’t wet)
(but I haven’t quite given up hope on that … yet)
s. paul (Feb. 2021)
